And so the countdown officially begins! We’re  one week away from the opening of Sex and the City 2, and I can’t wait! And JUST because SATC2 is a week away….  Here a few of the reasons I own the SATC  complete series 8) . 

Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda were always able to express, with perfect eloquence, what every woman feels and these are ten of their best lines.

Enjoy the cookie(s)!  

Sex and the City: Best lines ever!

 

1. Samantha: “You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”

2. Carrie: “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone     just  as wild to run with.”

3. Samantha: “I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once.”

4. Carrie: “I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.”

5. Samantha: There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

6. Miranda: “I’m dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there’s a problem.”

7.  Charlotte: “My vagina’s depressed.”

8.   Carrie:   “Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.”

9.   Samantha: “Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls…because they can.”      

10. Samantha:  ” A guy can just as easily dump you if you fcuk him on the first date as he can if you wait until   the  tenth.”

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